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The Hurricane Survivor Alt
Stranded on my roof all of my belongings flooded & wind damaged haven't had water for days and my shirt is tattered I am the Hurricane Survivor Alt (Katrina Edition) (My family has passed away)...
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Which mnstrm broad will be 'big in 2k9'?
Yall. Kinda tired of 'alt shit.' I need 2 ask questions that appeal 2 more people.Who do yall think will be 'big in 2k9'? Kinda like a girl that 'every1 wants 2 tug 2.' Yall know what I mean.I have a...
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What Music Will Sound Like in 2k10
</embed>In 2010, we will return to 'meaningful, direct' music. We won't be afraid to love, and to let things MEAN something. We won't worry about artists 'selling out' and 'going mainstream.' We...
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Manty Hose
(is this the most beautiful alternative male ever posted on HRO?) [via Stil in Berlin] When I grow up into an authentic alt, I want to be a beautiful man. I want to be a beautiful man in manty hose. I...
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Do yall ever play Alt Bingo when yall go out?
[Photo by thecobrasnake] Yall probably remember the internet meme sensation that I created called ALT BINGO. It also had other spinoffs like BLIPSTER BINGO and HRO BINGO. I think people think that...
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Bands to watch in 2k12: The Outkasts
As Yall know, I am always searching 4 the most 'under the radar' band 2 blog about, and make my blog more valuable since I unearth Brooklyn Buzz Bands, and other bands that sound like they are...
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Shin Guards: Big in 2k11?
Photo by Cobrasnake Yall. I was looking at a high-end fashion website, and noticed a group of broads standing around with shin guards on. It kinda reminded me of the season that I played youth soccer...
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They say u 'haven't lived' until u have made love on top of an AZN [Should I...
Photo via BJthePandaBear I have never climaxed with another human being. I have 'been with people' but I still have never 'came' bc of a vagina, mouth, or bum hole. I mean, I really love the people...
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Will FUPAs be a relevant trend from 2k10-2k20?
Photo via GirlsofEbay I am sure that 80% of the world is familiar with the FUPA, an acronym for 'Fat Upper Pussie Area.' It seems like after the mom jeans resurgence of 2k7, FUPAs were really just...
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Is the 'backbone' the sexiest part of a girl? [via skeletal definition]
Photos by Fatale Femmes So many men Are into 'tits', 'breasts', 'knockers', 'gargonzolas' or 'asses', 'butts', 'cans', 'rumps', 'poopers' But I kinnda want to be in2 something more altA body part that...
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